On October 15th Dig That Book is gonna release a limited number of Beach Sloth’s book ”It Doesn’t Matter What You Look Like On The Outside It’s What’s On The Internet That Matters,” which contains 200+ pages of Beach Sloth content, a lot of which I’ve been told has never been seen before. This book contains multitudes. Most of this book is very different from the Beach Sloth blog content. It contains funny poems about bros jogging through the park, kind poems about sharing fruit with friends, observational poems about past roommates, eccentric non-kid friendly poems about Nintendo Bukkakes, heart felt poems about loved ones, poignant poems about those who have passed on, beautiful imagistic poems about sharing time together in silence in a park in Late October, poems about ubiquitous M&Ms, poems, poems about getting mugged in August after a not-so-pleasant day, poems about love and life, poems that mostly refuse any categorization at all. It contains stories too. Rob Ford the crack-smoking Toronto Mayor makes a cameo. And all this is just in the first 100 pages or so.
October 15th the first x-number of people to paypal Beach Sloth x-number of dollars at firstname.lastname@example.org will receive a very nice printed edition of this collection. When that limited number is gone, we will announce when and how the next ones will be released. I’d urge anyone who has ever been in contact with Beach Sloth to get in on this and support the Sloth’s work. Because like Beach Sloth says, “support each other.”